Whenever I meet a man who would make a good husband, he already is.
The only person who's asked her to get married is her mother.
I think- therefore I'm single.
He's looking for a wife and he doesn't care whose.
A wallflower is a man whose phone doesn't ring- even when he's in the bath.
A bachelor is a man who never chases a woman he can't outrun.
A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit.
A bachelor is a man who's cheated some poor woman out of a divorce.
What a simple life we bachelors lead, I thought last night- as I stood in the kitchen washing my dish.
A bachelor is a man whose marriage vow is never to take one.
A bachelor is a man who profits by the mistake he doesn't make.
A bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancee-free.